Barrier crossing calculations in chemical reaction-rate theory typically assume that the barrier is large compared to the temperature. When the barrier vanishes, however, there is a qualitative change in behavior. Instead of crossing a barrier, particles slide down a sloping potential. We formulate a renormalization group description of this noisy saddle-node transition. We derive the universal scaling behavior and corrections to scaling for the mean escape time in overdamped systems with arbitrary barrier height. We also develop an accurate approximation to the full distribution of barrier escape times by approximating the eigenvalues of the Fokker-Plank operator as equally spaced. This lets us derive a family of distributions that captures the barrier crossing times for arbitrary barrier height. Our critical theory draws links between barrier crossing in chemistry, the renormalization group, and bifurcation theory. © 2021 authors. Published by the American Physical Society. Published by the American Physical Society under the terms of the Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International license. Further distribution of this work must maintain attribution to the author(s) and the published article's title, journal citation, and DOI.